I have been jonesing to go to Baltimore’s reborn and resurrected Parkway Theater to see a film. Any film. So tonight was the night. I didn’t know anything about “The Ornithologist” other than there was an ornithologist in it.
Well all I can say about this film is what Stefon would have said, “This movie has everything!”
Bird watching, canoeing, Chinese Lesbian Mormons, Bondage, Ritual Sacrifice, a Deaf, Gay Goatherder, Hiking, Murder, Corpse Fondling, Topless Women Hunting on Horseback, Golden Showers, SPUD WEBB!
All kidding aside, it had all of these things with the exception of Spud Webb. I am really looking forward to the awesome programming that The Parkway is gonna have!