“The Ornithologist” This Movie Has Everything! Also, I LOVE The Parkway Theater!

I have been jonesing to go to Baltimore’s reborn and resurrected Parkway Theater to see a film. Any film. So tonight was the night. I didn’t know anything about “The Ornithologist” other than there was an ornithologist in it.

Ornithologist

Love the artwork on the movie poster

Well all I can say about this film is what Stefon would have said, “This movie has everything!”

Saturday Night Live

This movie has everything!

Bird watching, canoeing, Chinese Lesbian Mormons, Bondage, Ritual Sacrifice, a Deaf, Gay Goatherder, Hiking, Murder, Corpse Fondling, Topless Women Hunting on Horseback, Golden Showers, SPUD WEBB!

Spud Webb Action Portrait

You were expecting, MTV’s Dan Cortese?

All kidding aside, it had all of these things with the exception of Spud Webb. I am really looking forward to the awesome programming that The Parkway is gonna have!

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About scottcarberry

I'm one nifty dude who is fascinated by his hometown; Baltimore, MD. It is persistently beautiful and ugly and I wish to live nowhere else ever again.
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One Response to “The Ornithologist” This Movie Has Everything! Also, I LOVE The Parkway Theater!

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