Here is a potential overheard for the Mobtown Shank and Atomic Books.
I was running today. I was heading east on Loch Raven Boulevard and made a left on Belvedere Avenue. Soon after, I found myself coming up behind a young lady, probably high school age, talking on her cell. As I get closer I heard her ask of the person on the other end, “Remember when I went to the bathroom this morning? It was SWOLLEN!” I ran by her as she was saying swollen. It took all I had to not break out laughing.
I love Baltimore!