300 block S. Highland Ave., Saturday, May 9, 10:10 p.m.: A drunken man stood in front of a bar and shouted, demanding beer. A bystander told him to be quiet and the drunk pulled a large knife and threatended the bystander with it. Police searched for the drunk, described as Hispanic, 20-22 years old, medium height, thin build with a blond mohawk, with no results.
The spelling mistake is straight from The Guide. Let me be clear, I’m not criticizing the police at all. I just like that a Hispanic male with a blond mohawk wouldn’t be so hard to locate.