If you’re a dumbass committing a crime, the Guide will report it…a little.
Does this make sense to you…I mean, I get what happened…but it’s like a whole sentence is missing.
S. Highland Ave., 800 block, June 26, 11:30 p.m. A man reported that while walking home, he was approached by two men who robbed him at gun point. During the investigation, a bar owner told police that the victim had left with a six-pack of beer.
I guess that while police were investigating they managed to talk to a bar owner who was all like, “Oh yeah, he got robbed?! Well that son-of-a-bitch stole a 6 pack from me!!” What did the two men take? Money? Cell phone? A six pack? Did “the victim” talk to the police while holding the 6 pack that the bar owner said he stole…or even better, was he DRINKING a 6 pack while reporting those who trespassed against him?
Maybe I don’t get what happened.
No, I don’t get it either. Funny though still.
Normally the crimes are sillier and reported more cogently. It’s probable incompleteness makes my mind reel with weird possibilities. You are in Long Beach, CA, i presume?