Beelzebub’s Baltimore Bounty!

Oh I do love alliteration!

Satan’s a busy guy, ‘ya know?  The goat-footed Prince O’ Darkness is always jet setting around the planet, bringing war and disease, zombie wannabes and Scott Walker and stuff.  This means he’s got to find appropriate food somewhere, right?  Now I don’t know where Ol’ Scratch chows down when he’s in other towns but when he’s in Baltimore and he’s a-hankering for grub;  he heads up York Road all the way out to the Popeye’s in Cockeysville where he orders a soda and box of chicken poppers or nuggets or whatever the hell they call them at Popeye’s.

How do I know you ask, well I just happened to find his receipt from his most recent visit and HERE IT IS!

If only he’d ordered the biscuits instead!!!

Be warned….Satan walks and EATS among us!  Like Count Floyd always said, “OOhh, Scaaaary Kids!”

“Stay tuned for Dr. Tongue’s 3D House of Pancakes”

I Love you guys!

About scottcarberry

I'm one nifty dude who is fascinated by his hometown; Baltimore, MD. It is persistently beautiful and ugly and I wish to live nowhere else ever again.
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2 Responses to Beelzebub’s Baltimore Bounty!

  1. tor4hershman says:

    Do you know that Count Floyd is based on Chill Billy Cardilly – the worst (Pittsburgh) a really awful horror host.

    Hay Zeus is Antichrist

    Crispy Krishna

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