Baltimore’s Body Butter Burglar!!

It's a Guide to the truly weird!

S. President Street, 700 block, December 7, 6 p.m. Someone opened a door and entered a house. The intruder did not take anything, but left behind a partially used jar of body butter.

Now look at this crime!

S. President Street, 700 block, December 13, 6:15 p.m. Someone entered a home through a front door and took fleece pants and a container of aloe vera cream.

2 Crimes. 1 week apart. Both around 6 pm. Both on South President Street! The 700 Block of South President Street!!??

In one case, “aloe vera cream” is stolen; in the other, “body butter” is left behind.  I’m no super sleuth, but there might be a connection.

We are all just characters in a John Waters movie.

About scottcarberry

I'm one nifty dude who is fascinated by his hometown; Baltimore, MD. It is persistently beautiful and ugly and I wish to live nowhere else ever again.
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1 Response to Baltimore’s Body Butter Burglar!!

  1. oh dear god this is great. truly a John Waters moment.

    One of my very dearest friends lives in Baltimore; we went to college together.. among other things. But I digress.
    Of all the eastern seaboard cities this is the only one I haven’t spent some time in.
    You have given me the number three reason to visit.
    Hmmmm this may coincide pretty closely to the whole Waters’ pilgrimage though. Could tie with reason number two.

    Thanks for stopping by YoYo-Dyne today. Anyone from Baltimore is a damn fine human being. Off to peruse more of your writing.
    Happy Holidays and the Greatest of Gluttony!

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