S. President Street, 700 block, December 7, 6 p.m. Someone opened a door and entered a house. The intruder did not take anything, but left behind a partially used jar of body butter.
Now look at this crime!
S. President Street, 700 block, December 13, 6:15 p.m. Someone entered a home through a front door and took fleece pants and a container of aloe vera cream.
2 Crimes. 1 week apart. Both around 6 pm. Both on South President Street! The 700 Block of South President Street!!??
In one case, “aloe vera cream” is stolen; in the other, “body butter” is left behind. I’m no super sleuth, but there might be a connection.
We are all just characters in a John Waters movie.